Meet the Parent…
Alex’s mom Melina (guest star Joanna Cassidy) is in town to meet the Hodges, and she’s a pistol! She’s a blowsy “mature cocktail waitress” who immediately throws down the gauntlet with Bree when she annoyingly “calls” Christmas with the boys. This makes Bree clutch her pearls. “Nobody’s better at plastering on a fake [...]

It’s an awful thing to live in the dark, says Mary Alice. Our Wisteria Lane ladies all got their own version of enlightenment on Sunday’s Desperate Housewives. But will the light at the end of the tunnel be enough to sustain us over the monthlong Christmas hiatus?
Mother knows worst…
Lynette wants more face time with her [...]

So now that the Battle of the Bands is nothing but a smoldering pile of desperate screenwriting, it’s time for some recovery on Wisteria Lane, says Mary Alice. There’s a murder mystery in the offing. And there are several Desperate Husbands who are on the mend. How will Desperate Housewives recover? Read on to find [...]

On this week’s Desperate Housewives, we finally get to Wisteria in Chains’, er, Blue Odyssey’s long-awaited gig at the Battle of the Bands at the White Horse. It seems that Wisteria in Chains are older than most of the competition by two or three decades. “Rock and roll is not just for young people,” says [...]

On this week’s episode of Desperate Housewives, I sense a good old-fashioned misunderstanding in the making. Last week, Lynette became convinced that real estate cougar Anne Shilling (guest star Gail O’Grady) was offering a full range of services to her husband, Tom. Meanwhile, Tom discovered that young Porter Scavo was using his dad’s rehearsal space [...]

Carlos Solis is making women happy…. by giving them orgasms while he massages them!!! And his favourite client is Virginia Hildebrand…
So we meet Anne, who is described as a dangerous woman, and Lynette sees Tom and Anne chatting and assumes he’s cheating on her. She confronts the two of them, only to find out that [...]

Mirror Mirror on the wall… who’s the fairest of them all…
Well… it’s not Bree, Susan, Gabby or Lynette!!
The use of mirrors and flashbacks in this episode was fantastic! We finally got to see how the wives came to be where they are today!
So it turns out that even though Susan called the divorce lawyers, [...]

Now I will admit, I wasn’t really loving this new season. I was really looking forward to the 5 year jump, but at the beginning I wasn’t really sure it was going to work. But thank god this episode changed my mind! I think it was because we saw hints of the characteristics from the [...]

They’re right… Kids aren’t like everyone else… on Wisteria Lane they’re all around the same age, but look older or younger!?
So the main problem tonight was MJ being bullied by Juanita Solis. I don’t blame the boy for being scared of the girl who looks like ’she could take down a small deer!’
I think that [...]

“We’re So Happy You’re So Happy”
Has there ever been a more ironic title for a Desperate Housewives episode??
Neighbours are important on Wisteria Lane, and Dave wants to be the best one yet! Better than friendly neighbourhood murderer Paul Young? What about creepy blackmailer Martha?? Or creepy paedophile Art??? He’s got a job beating those three!
OK… [...]

We couldn’t wait and evidently neither could they! The women of Wisteria Lane have returned with new men, new mischievous children and new mysteries! A lot can change in 5 years…
A spectacular car crash involving Mike and Susan sets the scene for one of, if not THE best season premiere yet! Susan’s chilling scream after [...]