In this week’s update, I break news on the next season of Survivor, how The Hills is tanking in the ratings because of Kristen Cavallari and why Carrie Ann Inaba freaked out after the last episode of Dancing With The Stars.
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Audrina Patridge says she’s “almost done” with the MTV’s The Hills, which begins its new season on Sept. 29.
“We’re in the middle of finishing these episodes, and I’ll be leaving then,” she told reporters over the weekend at a junket for her movie Sorority Row. “It feels like I’m graduating. I’m taking the next step [...]

So I missed last week’s episode, but all we really need to know is that in Hawaii, Brody cheated on his girlfriend with Audrina. Oh man…
Audrina and Lauren talk about the Brody situation and Audrina doesn’t really feel bad about Brody cheating on his girlfriend. I bet if that Jayde chick hooked up with Justin [...]

Lauren and Audrina go out to a bar and talk about boys. Interesting that Audrina says she’s content with being single for now…yeah OK. We all know what’s coming…
Stephanie gets yelled at by Kelly and Lauren looks terrified. Meanwhile, Spencer (like a creep) shows up at Heidi’s job, you know the one that she lost. [...]

As the last lauren-featured season continues, the Speidi fighting escalates. If you ask me, it’s just a big ploy to prove they can have their own drama-filled show sans lauren.
Kelly cutrone asks lauren to bring in a friend to intern, but to be careful about who she refers. Stephanie and Lauren have lunch and coincidentally, [...]

We’re back already with a second episode recap (aka part 2 of the drama-filled first episode). And now it gets really good.
Spencer goes to see Stephanie and tells her that he doesn’t like what she did (i.e. bring Heidi to Lauren’s party and tell her about Spencer’s flirting). Stephanie actually makes sense for once and [...]

And so begins the last season of The Hills…
For some ridiculous reason or due to major denial, Heidi thinks it will be a good idea to go to Lauren’s surprise birthday party uninvited. Stephanie has the chance to tell her that it wouldn’t be the best idea, but no, she encourages it. Disaster looming…
Heidi lies [...]

What a boring episode of The Hills. Especially with all the drama we’ve been seeing recently, this episode just seemed a bit lackluster.
Whitney, usually a secondary character, was the focus of this week’s episode. She got an interview to work with Diane Von Furstenberg in New York. Nothing seems to be holding her in LA [...]

Nana Pratt made her first appearance this week and boy was it a good one. Spencer played the cookie-cutter grandson while Stephanie was cast as the villian. Spencer claims he talks to his grandmother everyday and with his apparent lack of employment, that’s not too hard to believe.
Anyway, Stephanie tries to steal Nana’s attention while [...]

So here was the long-awaited episode regarding the apparent Justin/Lauren hookup. We heard about it and we read about it, and finally we get to see how it all went down…or didn’t go down.
Audrina completely overreacted. Don’t get me wrong, she had a right to be upset and broken about the whole thing, but to [...]

Finally, an episode where Heidi doesn’t think of Spencer as a god.
That’s right folks, Heidi actually stands up to Spencer for once. After she loses her job with Spencer’s help and support, she goes to talk to the owner of Bolthouse about getting it back. He doesn’t give it to her easy, but says he [...]

This week’s break from the Justin/Audrina drama was a nice one. Even Lo didn’t make the cut.
Whitney and Lauren head to New York for a fashion show and both are excited to see some hot boys. Whitney has been talking to Alex on and off since she met him last time she was on the [...]

Karma really is a bitch.
After seeing Heidi pretty much receive nothing but magazine covers and photographer’s money since she started (allegedly) that little sex tape rumor about her former best friend, we finally see it come back around.
Heidi is fired. Yes, for real.
She helps plan for the big opening of another nightclub and decides to [...]

The long-rumored spinoff of The Hills has become a greenlit reality at MTV, which will introduce a show focused on Whitney Port early next year.
The City, as the new show will be called, will follow Lauren Conrad’s co-worker/sounding board to New York as she takes a job with a fashion house, reunites with an old [...]

Not another Audrina/Justin-centric episode! With all the drama surrounding these two, you have to wonder what’s going on with Lauren. For another week, she lays low.
Audrina spends most of the episode talking with her coworker about Justin (surprise!). The duo sit in on a studio recording with singer Brandy (shameless album plug confirmed by her [...]

“What happens in Cabo, stays in Cabo.” Wasn’t that the saying back in Lauren’s Laguna Beach days? Well now she’s back in Cabo, but this time to celebrate Brody’s birthday with the entourage in tow.
They hop on a private jet and the drinks start flowing already. Tension between Justin and Audrina begins to build up [...]

Let’s be thankful for this week’s steamy episode after last week’s snoozefest. After being the seemingly less dramatic one on the show, Audrina finally gets her own drama. And yes, Justin Bobby is involved.
Audrina is hanging out with a new Australian guy named Cory who actually treats her well. Lauren who has always seemed to [...]

Yawwwwn. This week’s Hill’s drama was kept to a minimum in an episode packed with dwelling upon the past.
It was the first episode in a while that we got a break from Stephanie and Brody. Little did we all realize, that’s where a lot of the drama has been coming from. This episode was almost [...]

This Hills episode didn’t disappoint as is was packed with more lies than a presidential address.
Lauren is back from Italy and last week she found out that Stephanie and Doug have been seeing each other behind her back. Surprise? Not exactly, considering Lauren’s judgment when it comes to people is…well, flawed. Although many people just [...]

Oh Lauren, will you ever learn? For an episode where she received less than two minutes of screen time, she sure did get a lot of drama thrown her way. But really, are we at all surprised?
Lauren goes to Italy for some unknown reason and for once, the cameras don’t follow her. Instead, we are [...]